Comments on: THE ART ANGEL~How to make GOD laugh… http://theartangel.net/2008/05/08/the-art-angelhow-to-make-god-laugh/ Bethann Shannon Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:11:03 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: jolly roger http://theartangel.net/2008/05/08/the-art-angelhow-to-make-god-laugh/#comment-68 jolly roger Fri, 09 May 2008 11:34:38 +0000 http://theartangel.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-68 HOW DO YOU DO... GOD It's essential you create a following. If no one knows you exist it's a bit rubbish being God, kinda like been incharge of the UN and realising no one gives a fuck about it. The best way to do this would be to get a TV channel, call it 'God' or 'Yiiass me!' Have some celebrity special to launch it with a starfish winking Madonna performance. Now audiences aren't stupid? You have to create an extravaganza of biblical proportions: Raise a sunken cock, make it rain menstuation fluid, blow uranus, turn everything adjacent, bring every man back that ever tossed off Julius Ceaser, something that keeps the ratings up that won't just end up as a footnote to I LOVE 2008. Once you got them, you can sit back while they build oddly shaped buildings in your honour and have strange conversations in there about what they think you would say without you actually been part of the exchange. Like they think you're omni-retarded. ...more at lifestyleguides.blogspot.com HOW DO YOU DO… GOD

It’s essential you create a following. If no one knows you exist it’s a bit rubbish being God, kinda like been incharge of the UN and realising no one gives a fuck about it. The best way to do this would be to get a TV channel, call it ‘God’ or ‘Yiiass me!’ Have some celebrity special to launch it with a starfish winking Madonna performance. Now audiences aren’t stupid? You have to create an extravaganza of biblical proportions: Raise a sunken cock, make it rain menstuation fluid, blow uranus, turn everything adjacent, bring every man back that ever tossed off Julius Ceaser, something that keeps the ratings up that won’t just end up as a footnote to I LOVE 2008.

Once you got them, you can sit back while they build oddly shaped buildings in your honour and have strange conversations in there about what they think you would say without you actually been part of the exchange. Like they think you’re omni-retarded.

…more at lifestyleguides.blogspot.com

]]> By: THE ART ANGEL~How to make GOD laugh… http://theartangel.net/2008/05/08/the-art-angelhow-to-make-god-laugh/#comment-67 THE ART ANGEL~How to make GOD laugh… Thu, 08 May 2008 23:13:07 +0000 http://theartangel.wordpress.com/?p=154#comment-67 [...] bajanpoet wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptI know, personally, I made a whole bunch of plans in my life…but GOD, (The Universe, whatever the name!), had other plans for me…so, as usual, I surrender to this path and continue to trust this process & remain grateful & and think … [...] [...] bajanpoet wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptI know, personally, I made a whole bunch of plans in my life…but GOD, (The Universe, whatever the name!), had other plans for me…so, as usual, I surrender to this path and continue to trust this process & remain grateful & and think … [...]

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