You want to know how to make God Laugh?
Tell him your plans!
Old joke…I know… but it still rings so very true! I know, personally, I made a whole bunch of plans in my life…but GOD, (The Universe, whatever the name!), had other plans for me…so, as usual, I surrender to this path and continue to trust this process & remain grateful & and think positively, even through difficult times…
especially
through difficult times.
This entry was posted on Thursday, May 8th, 2008 at 10:58 pm and is filed under 746, AFRICA, AIDS, American women artists, Bethann Shannon, Bono, Brad Pitt, Buddha, Buddhism, Buddhists, CULTURE, Dream, EAT PRAY LOVE, Etsy, FLOODS, GOD, Grants for Women, HUMOR, Halo, Humanity, LOVE, Latino, Madonna, Mantra, Outsider artists, Performance artist, Philanthropists, Politics, Puerto Rican Artists, The Berkshires, The Secret, U2, Visionary Artist, Women Artists, angels, art, business, cafepress, cartoon, chant, charity, children, condoms, copyright, directors, documentary, dreamers, faith, fame source, fear, female artists, folk art, galleries, hearts, heaven, human interest, humanitarians, journey, licensing, licensing art, life, loss, meditation, new age, outsider art, peace activist, personal, positive thinking, prayer, random, religion, theater, trade marks, visionaries, visionary, visionary artists, wings, writing and yoga. Tagged: adult humor, American women in the arts, Angelina Jolie, art, atheists, Bethann Shannon, Buddha, creative process, crisis, dark comedy, dark humor, destruction, disaster, faith, fear, FLOODS, forclosures, gas prices, GOD, gratitude, haiku, heaven, hell on earth, hope, jokes, loss, outsider art, painting, plans, poetry, process, religion, Ronda Byrne, spirituality, surrender, The Secret, The Universe, visionary art, wind, yoga.
You can feed this entry.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
[...] bajanpoet wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptI know, personally, I made a whole bunch of plans in my life…but GOD, (The Universe, whatever the name!), had other plans for me…so, as usual, I surrender to this path and continue to trust this process & remain grateful & and think … [...]
HOW DO YOU DO… GOD
It’s essential you create a following. If no one knows you exist it’s a bit rubbish being God, kinda like been incharge of the UN and realising no one gives a fuck about it. The best way to do this would be to get a TV channel, call it ‘God’ or ‘Yiiass me!’ Have some celebrity special to launch it with a starfish winking Madonna performance. Now audiences aren’t stupid? You have to create an extravaganza of biblical proportions: Raise a sunken cock, make it rain menstuation fluid, blow uranus, turn everything adjacent, bring every man back that ever tossed off Julius Ceaser, something that keeps the ratings up that won’t just end up as a footnote to I LOVE 2008.
Once you got them, you can sit back while they build oddly shaped buildings in your honour and have strange conversations in there about what they think you would say without you actually been part of the exchange. Like they think you’re omni-retarded.
…more at lifestyleguides.blogspot.com